It was the last week of school before the summer break, and for Billobi and best friend Tristan "Hum" Beadle it also felt like the longest. All the tests and projects for this term were completed, so these last days served no other purpose than to torment the poor pupils with "fun facts" and "interesting people" - at least, that's what Billobi thought. He failed to see the fun in listening to old people talking about how things were when they were young in Badgerbrough (mostly how much more expensive everything had become), or cleaning your desk for the tenth time.
On the last day an old man visited the class. The teacher presented him as Mr. Pimbleman, brother to the famous brewer.
"Good day, young students!" he said and took off his hat. "A fine day for indoor activities, isn't it?"
Outside the sun drenched the schoolyard in warmth, making the horizon ripple nervously. Tristan buried his head in his hands with a sigh and longed for the ocean.
"Just kidding! I was once in your seat, believe it or not. I'll make it short, I promise. Have any of you ever seen one of these?"
Mr. Pimbleman pulled out a thin deck of cards, and held them up high. No one answered.
"Apparently not! It's called a deck of hand, head and heart, and it is used for fortune-telling. Does anyone know what that means?"
At this point, the teacher stepped forward and whispered something in Mr. Pimbleman's ear with a troubled look on her face.
"No, it's all right, Mrs. Alcott", he said to her with a smile, "I'm sure they can handle it. They won't be cursed or anything...or WILL THEY?"
He paused and glanced over the class room to see if he'd caught anyone's interest - he hadn't.
"Anyway... A deck of hand, head and heart tells something about someone, by the use of special symbols on the cards."
The teacher stepped forward again and whispered something into his ear, still with a troubled face.
"No, the symbols aren't magical, Mrs. Alcott, I assure you no one will come to harm."
He went silent as he shuffled the deck with great care.
"But what use is a deck of fortune-telling cards without anyone to tell the fortune to? I need a volunteer. Anyone?"
Remembering what the old man said about not taking too long, Billobi raised his hand to end it quicker.
"Lovely! What is your name, young man?"
"Billobi Rustfoot."
"Billobi, let us see what the cards have in store for you. We'll draw three cards from the deck: one for the heart, one for the head, and one for the hands. The heart card tells about your feelings or inner beliefs. Okay?"
Billobi nodded.
"Okay. So, the heart card is a...aha, look at this, a Lady of Love!"
Mr. Pimbleman held up the card for the class to see. It had a rather obscure drawing of a women with strange, oversized proportions, especially the bosom.
"This, young pupils, is the Lady of Love. She most often stands for love and affection. Tell me Billobi, is there a special girl in your life at the moment?"
At the sounding of those words, Billobi felt how his heart began to beat harder. He stared Mr. Pimbleman in the eyes and shook his head intensively.
"Really? Not a single one? Maybe someone in your class? Someone slightly more cuter than the rest?"
As his heart kept racing, Billobi could feel the sneering looks from the other students, pointing at him and giggling. A warmth started to spread in his face, and he wished he could blame the sun for it. He shook his head again, harder than the first time.
"Okay, we'll leave it there", said Mr. Pimbleman with a smile. "So, you have the Lady of Love in your heart, let's see what your head says!"
He pulled another card from the deck and showed it; it was a grotesque picture of a whale with the sun and the moon in its mouth.
"Of course, the World Whale! This ugly creature stands for surroundings, or the day and night cycle. While the heart card reveals your true feelings, the head card tells what you're thinking about, or how you reason with your heart. The World Whale in your head tells us that the love in your heart is someone you're thinking about all the time, day and night!"
The giggling had now turned into laughter. Billobi sat there in silence, face red as sunset, wishing he had never raised his hand. Tristan would surely remind him of this day for the rest of his life.
"And now, the hand card, which tells us how you deal with these feelings and thoughts. Let's ask the deck once more..."
Mr. Pimbleman pulled the last card from the deck, and showed it to the class. The card had a square, bearded head pictured on it, with its mouth closed.
"Obviously, it is the mute, or the shutter; he who closes up and reveals nothing! So, Billobi, according to the cards, your heart desires someone - or something - that you can't stop thinking about, but you handle it by not to telling anyone about it. Does that sound accurate to you, hmm?"
Billobi shook his bright red head in silence.
"Very well! Well, that's all I've got. Thank you all for your time, especially you Billobi, and thank you Mrs. Alcott for having me, it was a pleasure."
Mr. Pimbleman received a round of applause before Mrs. Alcott wished everybody a nice summer, and declared the start of the summer holiday. During the chaos and cheering that followed, Billobi all of a sudden met Ana Althorp's eyes across the class room - and they were bluer than ever.
A deck of hand, head and heart contains cards with various symbols or drawings, and is used for fortune-telling.
The fortune-teller first draws one card for the heart; this is said to tell about inner beliefs, true feelings, and so on.
The second card drawn is for the head; this tells about reasoning and logic about what the heart believes.
The last card to be drawn is for the hands; this reveals how the person deals with all these things through words and actions.
The possible meanings of the symbols are infinite, and the ones presented below are just some of the more common. Some of the symbols found on the cards include:
The Lady of Love
Possible meanings
Love, Affection, Lust, Fertility, Naiveness, Inability to take action
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Love
Possible meaning when drawn in head
Not thinking clear
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Fumbling
The Striped Sword
Possible meanings
Battle, Duality, Sharp-sightedness, Toughness, Readiness, Wit
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Undecided
Possible meaning when drawn in head
On the alert
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Looking for a fight
The Devourer
Possible meanings
Gullibility, Hunger, Searcher, Keen learner, Yearning, Theft
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Regret
Possible meaning when drawn in head
Eager student
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Thieving
The Mute
(or The Shutter)
Possible meanings
Liar, Ignorance, Nonchalantness, Hiding, Dumbfounded, Starvation
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Ashamed
Possible meaning when drawn in head
Withholding information/lying
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Hiding
The Reversal
Possible meanings
Opposite, Inversion, Negation, Conflict
Possible meaning when drawn in heart/head/hands
Depends on the other two cards, often negating a feeling/reasoning/action (or stating a conflict)
The Tainted Tree
Possible meanings
Escape, Growth, Escalation, Filthy, Deceitfulness
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Bad intentions
Possible meaning when drawn in head
Plotting
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Spreading rumours/mongering
The World Whale
Possible meanings
Surroundings, The entire world/everything, Transitions, Day/Night, Cycles, Enclosure, Imprisonment
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
In control
Possible meaning when drawn in head
Megalomaniac
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Repeating with obsession
The Mask of Mazes
Possible meanings
Delusion, Confusion, Entanglement, Chaos, Craze, Hindrance
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Despair
Possible meaning when drawn in head
Lost
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Uncertain about what to do
The Serpent Spot
Possible meanings
Concealment, Traps, Fraud, Unsafe spot, Hidden agenda, Sneaking, Crawling
Possible meaning when drawn in heart
Dominated
Possible meaning when drawn in head
To serve or go by unnoticed
Possible meaning when drawn in hand
Covering one's tracks
[New Monster] Azure Fyrehorn
15 hours ago
Long, interesting, well made and intriguing.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see an adventure with this deck as a central part.
Great drawings too!
Thank you Antepants! I was thinking about making a PDF with them as printable cards, but just like my books about programming in Prolog I leave that as an exercise to the reader!
ReplyDeleteAnd Ana Althorp will return.
Great news! I am intrigued by her blue eyes. Is she Evil?
ReplyDeleteIf you had asked the young Billobi that day, he'd say she was all but evil...
ReplyDeleteGreat write up, cannot wait to read more about little Billobi.
ReplyDeleteJust discovered your site and I am really enjoying reading through all your past entries, great job!
Thank you, and please do!
ReplyDeleteAwesome fiction and magic item. I don't comment as much as I would like to, but I read your blog and love all of your entries.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
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